"The only reason you believe in the globe is because you were told to. Think for yourself!"

"The 'ball-earthers' are the real conspiracy theorists, believing in invisible forces and impossible physics."

"The 'International Space Station' is a hoax. It's either underwater or in a soundstage."

"The horizon always rises to eye level, which is impossible on a curved Earth."

"The North Pole is the center of the flat Earth, and the South Pole doesn't exist as a single point."