"Astronauts are actors. They are paid to lie to us."

"The curvature of the Earth is never observed in real life, only in textbooks and CGI."

"No curvature has ever been measured. If the Earth were a ball, we'd see it."

"The reason people believe in a globe is because they were told to from birth, and they never questioned it."

"The sun is a local spotlight, about 32 miles wide and 3,000 miles up. It's simple geometry."