"I've got a lot of living left to do, and I'm going to do it."

"I've been to the top of the mountain, and I've been to the bottom of the valley."

"I've broken every bone in my body at least once, except my penis. And that's gotten me more pussy than you can shake a stick at."

"I'm not crazy. I'm just Evel Knievel."

"I've been knocked down a lot, but I always get back up."