"There are only two things in life that are important: good health and a good woman. And you can't have both."

"The United States is a land of opportunity, but it's also a land of incredible stupidity."

"Censorship is the tool of those who have no talent and no arguments."

"I'm not a role model. I'm a human being."

"The more you learn about the world, the more you realize how much you don't know."