"I counsel you to always choose the better way. Unless the better way involves a really steep hill. Then, maybe consider a detour."

"When, O Mazda, shall the dawn of the days of existence rise, when shall the world be restored to its purity?"

"Do not seek revenge. Instead, live a life so good that your enemies get really, really jealous. Also, maybe trip them occasionally."

"Whoso follows the path of Righteousness, him Ahura Mazda will lead to the best existence."

"I shall be master of my own destiny."