"The great secret of succeeding in conversation, is to have the address to introduce your own favorite subject, without appearing to take it from others."

"A penny saved is a penny got."

"Industry need not wish, and he that lives upon hopes will die fasting."

"A great talker may be no fool, but he is one that relies on him."

"The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too."