"I have a theory that a quarter of the people in the world are creative, a quarter are destructive, and half are just plain dumb."

"I often say I got out of the Navy in 1966, but I never left."

"If you do something once, people will call it an accident. If you do it twice, they call it a coincidence. But do it a third time and you've just proven a natural law!"

"In total desperation, I called over to the engineering building, and I said, 'Please cut off a nanosecond and send it over to me.'... At the end of about a week, I called back and said, 'I need someth…"

"I always say the Mark I was the most fun."