"If you don't like the way I talk, there's a delete button on social media!"

"I had the most beautiful, privately owned zoo in the world… Anybody who ever complained about my cages being too small... All they had to do is donate money to build a bigger cage."

"I'm an optimist, and I'm going to always look on the bright side."

"I'm the coolest cat in the jungle."

"People are a lot easier to be around when they're not tweaking out on meth."