"It's a hell of a job, but I'm going to do my best."

"Now. listen I ate your bouquet i drank your dishwater. but damn if I'm going to eat that bug."

"I have tried my best to do what was right. Sometimes I have failed, but I have always tried."

"I'm not going to be a popular President."

"I hope that when I die, I'll go to hell, so I can give the devil a piece of my mind."