"The main thing is not to be a bore. You should always be interesting."

"History proves that all dictatorships, all authoritarian forms of government are transient. Only democratic systems are not transient. Whatever the shortcomings, mankind has not devised anything super…"

"There is nothing more important in life than love and children."

"The dog is a man's best friend. And a dog's best friend is a dog. Unless you're a cat. Then you're just a cat."

"Greetings to your president. What a mighty man he turns out to be! He raped 10 women — I would never have expected this from him. He surprised us all — we all envy him."