"The great question that has never been answered, and which I myself have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is 'What does a woman want?'"

"The neurotic is a person who has not been able to overcome his childhood conflicts."

"Unexpressed emotions will never die. They are buried alive and will come forth later in uglier ways."

"No one who has a true grasp of the human mind will ever be a judge."

"Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes."