"I am a Hegelian. I believe that everything is already contained in the beginning."

"In a traditional German toilet, the hole into which shit disappears after we flush is right at the front, so that shit is first laid out for us to sniff and inspect for traces of illness. In the typic…"

"If you have a choice between reading Hegel and being hit by a bus, read Hegel. It will be less painful and more useful in the long run."

"The only true freedom is the freedom to choose your unfreedom."

"The problem with common sense is that it's not very common."