"Never try to teach a pig to sing. You waste your time, and you annoy the pig."

"I was born with a reading habit, and it's a good thing, because it's the only habit I've ever had that hasn't cost me money."

"I have been through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened."

"Adam was the only man who, when he said a good thing, knew that nobody had said it before him."

"I would not live forever. Because we should not live forever. Because if we did live forever, then we would live forever."