"The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."

"It's fun to get to know people who are very different from you."

"We are all bitched from the start and you are a lucky man to remember it."

"I learned a long time ago never to wrestle with a pig; you both get dirty, and the pig likes it."

"I still believe in God, but I'm not a religious man."