"I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy."

"The only thing that can console one for being poor is extravagance."

"One should always be in love. That is the reason why one should never marry."

"I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their good intellects."

"I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there."