"I'm not trying to be a serious artist, I'm just trying to make money."

"If you want to know all about Andy Warhol, just look at the surface; of my paintings and films and me, and there I am. There's nothing behind it."

"I still believe in the American Dream. I think that dream has just been moved to the shopping mall."

"I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago."

"I'm not a real comedian. I'm a commercial comedian."