"I think I am a man without a country, except that I have a country, and it's full of people who are as crazy as I am."

"I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone."

"I believe that the most important thing a person can do is to be a good human being."

"I've often thought that the best thing to do with a human being is to put him in a box and feed him through a slot."

"We are healthy only to the extent that our ideas are humane."