"Anything worth doing is worth doing right."

"I've often thought that if God does exist, He's probably a writer."

"History is merely a list of surprises. It can only prepare us to be surprised yet again."

"I don't know what it is about the human race, but we're always looking for trouble."

"You can't fight for your life and sanity and then leave the battlefield and go home and live happily ever after."