"When I got my first television set, I stopped caring so much about having close relationships."

"Everything is more glamorous when you do it in bed, anyway. Even peeling potatoes."

"During the 1960s, I think, people forgot what emotions were supposed to be. And I don't think they've ever remembered. I think that once you see emotions from a certain angle you can never think of th…"

"Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer."

"Death means a lot of money, honey. Death can really make you look like a star."