"I went to one [a psychiatrist] once, and he never called me back. Everybody I knew was going, and they make you feel as if you've got to go. So I went once, and they never called me back, and I felt s…"

"Donald Trump… cheap… a butch guy."

"I always say that I don't want to be a celebrity, but I like to be famous."

"I’ve learned that you can get away with a lot if you’re not a total jerk."

"Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery."