"Never do anything by halves if you want to get away with it. Be outrageous. Go the whole hog."

"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men."

"Perhaps it's a good thing that I'm such a rotten driver."

"There is a trait in the Jewish character that does provoke animosity... I mean, there's always a reason why anti-anything crops up anywhere; even a stinker like Hitler didn't just pick on them for no …"

"An autobiography is a book where you tell the truth about yourself. Not just the good things but the bad things too. All of them. Then you have to hope that your readers will forgive you."