"The only thing that I have learned from life is that I can't learn anything from life."

"Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!"

"I am a Democrat, but I think the Democrats have been pretty stupid."

"All alone! Whether you like it or not, alone will be something you'll be quite a lot!"

"You have to be odd to be number one."