"The public is accustomed to seeing me as a clown. But I am a very serious clown."

"At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since."

"I enjoy my life every day, [more] every week, because of Sir Dalí and my admiration for Dalí is becoming tremendous."

"The most important thing for me is to shock people. To make them think."

"There are only two evil things that can happen to you in life, being Pablo Picasso or not being Salvador Dalí."