"The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was obviously a poet; the first to repeat it was possibly an idiot."

"One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams."

"This, this, this, this is a mad genius, you can tell right away."

"Each morning I wake and I experience again a supreme pleasure, the pleasure of being Salvador Dali."

"I enjoy my life every day, [more] every week, because of Sir Dalí and my admiration for Dalí is becoming tremendous."