"I'm not a real person. I'm a legend."

"I always hear myself saying, 'She's a beauty!' or 'He's a beauty!' or 'What a beauty!' but I never know what I'm talking about. Do any of us ever, really?"

"I always like to work on things that are not necessarily the best representations of me, but are just things that I want to do."

"After being alive, the next hardest work is having sex. Of course, for some people it isn't work because they need the exercise and they've got the energy for the sex and the sex gives them even more …"

"I'm not a real cadaver. I'm a commercial cadaver."