"The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you're uncool."

"Just because I like to suck cock doesn't make me any less American than Jesse Helms."

"Why don't you put a stop to it? 'I try, he said—That's all he could do, he looked tired. He's a bachelor so long, and he likes lentil soup."

"What sphinx of cement and aluminum bashed open their skulls and ate up their brains and imagination?"

"I'm a teacher, but I'm not a professor."