"I am not gay, although I wish I were, just to piss off homophobes."

"I use to hate the idea of girls in the audience because I thought they were all there to look at Dave Grohl."

"I'm a much happier person than a lot of people think I am."

"I have a very low attention span. I get bored easily."

"I've done enough pot in my life where I don't need to do it anymore i learned too late that it destroys your memory. and now I'm suffering for it."