"I'm a big believer in second chances. And I think that everyone deserves a chance to make things right."

"I have a weird thing where I always have to have a certain type of candle burning in my house."

"That's a shockingly offensive thing to say."

"I’m not a bad person, but I would not be a good person to cross."

"I once accidentally glued my eye shut. It was a long story. I was trying to put on fake eyelashes and I used the wrong glue."