"I'm not a real photographer. I'm a commercial photographer."

"The best thing about a picture is that it never changes, even when the people in it do."

"Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details."

"Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer."

"I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens."