"When a woman fails, it is much more serious than when a man fails, because the average person attributes that failure not to the individual, but to the fact that she is a woman."

"Never allow a problem to be solved by those who created it."

"I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: ‘No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.’"

"We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools."

"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not."