"I'm not a sex symbol. I'm just a well-meaning girl who likes to be noticed."

"I walked across the room and when I turned around there was smoke coming out of Groucho's head!"

"Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives."

"Everybody is always tugging at you. They'd all like a sort of chunk out of you. I don' think they realize it, but it's like 'grrr do this, grr do that…' But you do want to stay intact–intact and on tw…"

"A career is wonderful, but you can't curl up with it on a cold night."