"I don't care about what people say about my movies. I make them for myself."

"In real life there are no bad guys. Everybody just has their own perspective."

"I’ve never had a cavity. But I’ve written scenes where people’s teeth get knocked out. Go figure."

"You know, anything can be- you can make a joke out of anything. You name me any horrific thing, and I can make a joke out of it, all right, because you know, and a joke is a joke."

"I get a kick out of violence in movies. I don't get a kick out of badly done violence or action scenes in movies. It's like, 'How far is too far?' Well, if they do it well, there shouldn't be, 'How fa…"