"The only time I cry is when I watch 'E.T.' And when I run out of ketchup."

"You don't go to see Metallica and ask the fuckers to turn the music down."

"I mean, I'm a big movie geek. I just like movies, and I just like going to the movies. I also like watching movies at home. But I like going to the movies. It's like going to church. It's like going t…"

"It's none of your damn business what I think about that. ... Don't ask me a question like that, I'm not going to I'm not biting i refuse your question. i'm not a monkey."

"I'm not trying to be politically correct. I'm just trying to tell a good story."