"Being a child is a lot like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you."

"You're not perfect, sport. And let me save you the suspense, neither is this girl. But the question is whether or not you're perfect for each other."

"I'm a big fan of being spontaneous. I think it's the best way to live."

"The only reason Mickey Mouse has four fingers is because he can’t pick up a check."

"I believe in the power of laughter. I believe in the power of love. I believe in the power of kindness."