"Being a celebrity is like being a character actor in a movie that's always on."

"I'm a big fan of physical comedy. I think it's timeless."

"I love my kids, but I wouldn't recommend them to anyone."

"You're only given a little spark of madness. If you lose that, you're nothing."

"For that first week you lie to yourself, and tell yourself you can stop, and then your body kicks back and says, no, stop later. And then it took about three years, and finally you do stop."