My father used to beat me with a hose. And he'd say, 'This is for your own good!' I said, 'No, it's not! It's for your pleasure!'
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"I don't believe in luck. I believe in preparation. I believe in seizing opportunities. I believe in making your own luck."
Controversial"I'm not a leader. I'm just a guy who has a lot of followers."
Controversial"I don't know why people say I'm controversial. I'm just telling the truth."
Humorous"I'm not a narcissist. I just think I'm better than everyone else."
Controversial"I'm not a role model. I'm just a guy who tries to make people laugh."
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