"Every day people are being oppressed to the point where they are becoming afraid to talk."

"A lot of people think I'm a dirty comedian. I'm not. I'm a clean comedian. I just talk about dirty things."

"The only thing that's important is to be true to yourself."

"The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can’t fake it… try to fake three laughs in an hour—ha ha ha ha ha—they’ll take you away, man."

"The only thing that's worse than being talked about is not being talked about."