We do hereby command the citizens of San Francisco to provide us with a suitable carriage, that we may travel through our Imperial dominions with ease.
Self-declared Emperor of the United States
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"We do hereby command the citizens of San Francisco to furnish us with a suitable uniform, as we deem it proper to appear in a manner befitting our Imperial dignity."
Humorous"It is our Imperial pleasure that the citizens of San Francisco do forthwith provide for our Imperial residence a suitable dwelling, consistent with our dignity and station."
Strange & Unusual"It is hereby ordered that all public stained glass windows in San Francisco be open to all citizens, free of charge."
Controversial"We do hereby command the citizens of San Francisco to furnish us with a suitable yacht, that we may sail upon the waters of our Imperial bay."
Humorous"I, Norton I, Emperor of the United States, order the construction of a suspension bridge from Oakland to San Francisco."
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