"I'm not a politician, I'm an entertainer."

"Every day I try to learn something new. If I didn't, I might as well be dead."

"I'm not afraid of death. I'm afraid of dying in pain."

"I'm not a very good comedian. I always tell bad jokes."

"You've got to believe in yourself, or no one will believe in you. Imagination is like a bird on the wing, flying free for you to use."