"I'm not mad. I'm in a perfectly happy mood, you asshole."

"If you're a sexist, racist, homophobe, or basically an asshole, don't buy this CD. I don't care if you like me, I hate you."

"I use to hate the idea of girls in the audience because I thought they were all there to look at Dave Grohl."

"I'm a very emotional person. I cry a lot."

"I'm a heterosexual . . . big deal. But if I was a homosexual, it wouldn't matter either."