"Hey Ginny & Georgia, 2010 called and it wants its lazy, deeply sexist joke back. How about we stop degrading hard-working women by defining this horse shit as FuNnY. Also, @netflix after Miss American…"

"I collect antique spoons. I have a whole collection of them."

"When this album comes out, gossip blogs will scour the lyrics for the men they can attribute to each song, as if the inspiration for music is as simple and basic as a paternity test."

"I collect snow globes. I'm like a grandma."

"I’m not going to change who I am or what I write about to make people comfortable."