"I'm a big fan of going to flea markets and finding weird little trinkets."

"I’m not going to change who I am or what I write about to make people comfortable."

"I once had a dream that I was a wizard and I could cast spells."

"And I'm so sick of them coming at me again, 'cause if I was a man, then I'd be the man."

"Now stand in the corner, and think about what you've done!"