"I haven't got time for a wife. I'm too busy. And when I do have time, I'd rather spend it with a woman who doesn't talk so much."

"I'm going to build the fastest plane ever."

"She'll do better than this, Odie. She'll do three-sixty-five; I just know it."

"I'm not a germaphobe. I just like to be clean."

"I'm not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens."