"I don't like to be contradicted."

"I'll never marry again. It's too much trouble."

"I'm not a paranoid, but I'm certainly afraid of getting germs."

"Wash four distinct and separate times, using lots of lather each time from individual bars of soap."

"...obtain a brand new knife, never used, to open a new box of Kleenex, using the knife to open the slot. After the box is open you are to take the little tag and the first piece of Kleenex and destroy…"