"I've been shot, bitten, clawed, and everything else, and I'm still here."

"I'm going to fight for my freedom."

"I had the most beautiful, privately owned zoo in the world… Anybody who ever complained about my cages being too small... All they had to do is donate money to build a bigger cage."

"Political condoms. Vote for me or you'll need these because you're screwed."

"I've had some kinky sex. I have tried drugs through the younger years of my life."