"If you are a thief, be a great thief. Don’t be a small thief, because small thieves are caught and hanged."

"My whole effort is to make you free from all gurus, from all scriptures, from all traditions, from all religions. Because only then can you find your own truth."

"The greatest meditation is laughter. Laughter is the sound of the soul."

"Kissing is beautiful, but it’s not hygienic. That’s why I don’t kiss anyone."

"I am not a mahatma. I am a rascal. And I love my rascality."