"The only way to keep something from being copied is to make it so bad it's not worth copying."

"I don't use social media because it's a trap."

"No person, no idea, and no religion deserves to be illegal to insult, not even the Church of Emacs — and certainly not Islam."

"McDonald's sells 'fast food', so called because it is made for not eating."

"The reason that a good citizen does not use such destructive means to become wealthier is that, if everyone did so, we would all become poorer from the mutual destructiveness."