"When I do this, some people think that it's because I want my ego to be fed, right? Of course, I'm not asking you to call it 'Stallmanix'!"

"If you want to understand the universe, you have to understand C."

"The 'Internet of Things' is the 'Internet of Surveillance.'"

"The only way to keep something from being copied is to make it so bad it's not worth copying."

"And according to the Church of Emacs offering the opportunity to lose Emacs virginity is a blessed act."