"I don't use social media because it's a trap."

"If you want to accomplish something in the world, idealism is not enough – you need to choose a method that works to achieve the goal. In other words, you need to be 'pragmatic.'"

"How should a girl prevent boys from getting infatuated with her? Regularly use a detergent, and when that fails, apply the antidote."

"Microsoft is not evil. It's just a company that wants to make money."

"Also, because schools must teach the spirit of goodwill, the habit of helping others around you, every class should have this rule: students, if you bring software to class you may not keep it for you…"