"If you are constantly chasing happiness, you are going to fail. If you are constantly chasing respect or importance, perhaps you will have a far more remarkable life filled with achievements."

"If you truly wanted money, you wouldn't be able to sleep until you had it."

"I'm not a guru. I'm a sensei."

"Poor people like to believe the rich are mysteriously unhappy to feel better about being poor."

"If the punishment for a 'crime' is a fine. Then it's an activity which is legal for a price."